The Best* Job On Earth!

Inspired by The OSR, Half-Life, and Unbridled Capitalism!

A Game For The Modern Roller!

Hello and welcome! "The Best* Job On Earth!" is a smaller project of mine that is a tip-toe into a genre I enjoy: modern sci-fi/paranormal investigation! The rules all fit on a page, and are written to be just as entertaining to read as to play.

Paid in Experience and Opportunity!

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Note that supervisors are not beholden to know your name, and may refer to you by the 4-digit hiring code helpfully displayed on the front and rear of your uniform!

Players will take on the role of unpaid interns working for SolTech Industries, a perfectly ethical research consortium funding a Better Tomorrow! Of course, when these experiments get out of hand, our fine interns are deployed to clean up.

We look forward to working with you!

Become a Mad Scientist!

The companion document for "The Best* Job On Earth!" is called "The Mad* Scientist's Handbook!" it's a single page guiding prospective new researchers on the path towards a Better Tomorrow! Of course, it also watches those bright visions crumble, creating situations worthy of the attention of our finest interns!

While I don't normally charge for any of my games, I am experimentally asking a minimum payment of $1.99 for the Mad Scientist's handbook, as I've put quite a bit of time into distilling it. After testing it out with a few unsuspecting friends, it's proven to be a quick method of turning out interesting "Facilities" in 30 minutes to an hour, even if you've never built a dungeon before! I hope you'll agree it's worth the price-tag!

I hope to use any proceeds from sales to convince my loving wife that writing RPGs is a perfectly valid profession, and that I'M NOT CRAZY!

Sample Facilities Coming Soon!

I've written and played a few facilities, but have yet to format them for publication. Keep an eye out, as at least a few will be free to download!

• The Cauldron: A researcher has finally managed to crack the codes of biogenesis in a facility she built in her own basement! Daring! Unfortunately, it seems to have escaped... And apparently it's hungry.
• The Carnivorous Gardens: World Hunger was soon to be an issue of yesteryear due to Dr. Vikari's wondrous growth serums. The produce of the garden was simply to die for! Strangely, Dr. Vikari hasn't been answering his phone recently. Take a peak, would you?

No A.I. was used in the production of this game. We tried, and it kept turning evil.